PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And t